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ohmylourdie:

never-doubtit:

satanslittlewh0re:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillin panties
  • and I’m about to get me some dick panties

DYING

truest thing doe.

(Source: undress-thebarbiee)

strong-sexy-fit:

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand

its really sad that i understand this

invisible-monsterss:

fyerflys:

this is my new favorite picture and i’m so glad it showed up on my dash

so damn perfect

spottedmongoose:

greenebeane:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

fluffy cows

I want to hug one, so bad

(Source: weeaboo-chan)

br0k3n-within:

mynameisashliepearl:

wewereinfinitexoxo:

inhal3-st4rbuck5:

anidiotiam:

IT’S A FUCKING TURTLE.

my fave on tumblr

This is the most adorablest thing ever

awwwwwwwwww

Ohmyfuckinggod. I just died from cuteness overload.
tinyclicks:

Overpassin’

cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

(Source: cokeflow)

gob-shmack:

bancheapweaves:

*FALLS THE FUCK OUT*

Hahahhahahahahhaa